I
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or another Solana wallet. Write the seed phrase down on paper, not on a ceiling.
Cappella Sistina · Solana · Anno MMXXVI
The Creation
of Pump
Michelangelo spent four years on this ceiling. The plush took one block. Scroll to climb the scaffold.
SCROLL
Me at 3am with 0.4 SOL
When the dev is a plush
KOLs watching your entry
So close to the buy button
Holding since bonding
Sold at 40k. It's at 4M.
It's not a loss if you don't sell
Buying every dip eyes closed
We're so back
I · Adam
The degen, half awake
He lies on a bare green hill, wallet nearly empty, arm lifted but wrist limp. He has the chart open. He has not clicked anything yet.
II · The Plush Almighty
Arriving at full speed
Carried in on a red mantle by a crowd of angels, the plush comes to create something from nothing. Scholars say the mantle is shaped like a brain. The plush is shaped like a pill.
III · The angels
Everyone is watching
The holders crammed inside the mantle. Some were early, some are exit liquidity, and the one in front is staring straight at Adam's wallet.
IV · The gap
They never quite touch
The most famous near-miss in art. Adam has the CA copied. The plush is pointing at the buy button. Tap the gap to close it.
V · Ignudo
Diamond hands
Twenty of these athletes sit around the ceiling gripping ribbons. Five hundred years in and not one of them has sold.
VI · Ignudo
Paper hands
Draped in a nice bag, staring at the ceiling, thinking about the entry he took profit on.
VII · Ignudo
The bag holder
Literally clutching a bag of fruit. Michelangelo knew.
VIII · Ignudo
The dip buyer
Head down, eyes shut, reaching for whatever is red. Sometimes it works.
IX · The whole bay
One of nine
This is a single panel in a vault forty metres long. Every one of them is a chart if you squint. Step down from the scaffold.
Tap the gap
The gallery
Hall of Holders
Every corner of the bay, framed at eye level. Hover a frame to hold a candle to it.
The dev
The Plush Almighty
Cream on top, green underneath, like every good chart. Note the angels still holding on below.
Wen
The Gap
Adam's fingertips were repainted decades later after the plaster cracked. The plush's finger is new this year.
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Adam, Retail Investor
Checking the chart
Cherub, Worried
Never selling
Diamond Hands
Sold early
Paper Hands
Still holding
The Bag Holder
Bought the dip
The Dip Buyer
Seen upside down from the floor, like everything on the ceiling. Tilt your head back to read the chart the way the Pope did.
For the faithful
How to Acquire $TCP
Four steps. Fewer than it took to plaster the ceiling.
II
Get some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
III
Paste the CA
Open pump.fun or Jupiter, connect your wallet, and paste the contract address from this page. Check it matches.
IV
Touch the gap
Swap for $TCP. Then lie back on the hill like Adam and wait for the plush.
TOKENOMICS
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Launch
- Fair, pump.fun
- Presale
- None
- Tax
- 0% / 0%